In the pub a few weeks ago.

The Italian girl says ‘a little bit’ during the conversation. S – who is by the way a big Inbetweeners fan – wants to show off his linguistic skills (and more…) and gestures with his fingers.

‘Un pochino’, he mouths with a big smile.

The girl is impressed and asks how come he knows that.

With a smug look full of pride he replies: ‘I banged an Italian girl once’.