My dad, who speaks little English and that with a heavy Greek accent, is playing poker with an English-speaking family. Reading the letter ‘A’ as ‘ey’ is of course unbeknownst to him which leads to this inevitable scene:
An ace is on the table and when revealing the cards, someone is in possession of one more.
Dad: Ahhh, you have an ass. That is a pair of asses.
I’m afraid to ask if he usually plays poker with this deck of cards.